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Signs Your Online Relationship Isn't Working Out pt. 3
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7) You discover that she has been cutting and pasting her whoopee.
6) You can barely make out your SO's face in the JPEG she sent because she's obscured by her 25 cats.
5) He claims to be the richest man in the world, but his GIF looks like some geek who works for a software company.
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A Golf Club Walks into a Bar
A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.
The barman refuses to serve him. "Why not," asks the golf club.
"You'll be driving later," replies the bartender.
Top 10 Old Folks' Party Games
10. Musical Recliners
9. Spin the Bottle of Mylanta
8. Hide and Go Pee
7. Simon Says Something Incoherent
6. Doc, Doc Goose
5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the Nurse Says Bend Over
4. Kick the Bucket
3. 20 Questions Shouted into your Good Ear
2. Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy
1. Sag, You're It!
Motorcycle Ride
There were two guys on a motorcycle driving down the road. The driver was wearing a leather jacket that didn't have a zipper or any buttons.
Finally he stopped the bike and told the other guy, "I can't drive anymore with the air hitting me in my chest."
After thinking for a while he decided to put the coat on backwards to block the air from ...Read more
The Cat
A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on the phone line, covered their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave their house.
The cat they had...Read more
Jinkx Monsoon on Her Witchy Upbringing and Starring in Cole Escola's Oh, Mary!
Jinkx Monsoon talks about her crystal obsession, playing Mary Todd Lincoln in Oh, Mary! on Broadway and getting ready to go on her annual Jinkx & DeLa Holiday Show tour.
Top Ten Things Never Before Said On "The Sopranos" | Letterman
James Gandolfini, Edie Falco, Michael Imperioli, Dominic Chianese, Steven Van Zandt, Tony Sirico, Robert Iler, Jamie-Lynn Discala, Drea de Matteo and Aida Turturro deliver a comedy whack job. (Yes, that's stock music. Yes, we don't love it either) (Air date: 5/24/04)
Rob Lowe on Being Scared of Golf Carts, Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Wedding Speech & Idol Robert Redford
Rob talks about the passing of his idol Robert Redford, President Clinton stealing his son’s emotional support stuffed frog, wanting to be a grandfather, going to Patrick Schwarzenegger’s wedding and Arnold giving a speech, season four of his show “The Floor,” his phobia of golf carts, and swimming to a boat in order to make it onto his ...Read more
Uma Thurman Explains Quentin Tarantino’s Dildo Punishment | Late Night with Conan O’Brien
(Original Airdate: 10/9/03) Uma Thurman talks about her role in “Kill Bill: Volume 1”, her impressive height, and how Quentin Tarantino disciplines sleeping actors.
Murray + Damon + Bonneville = Mayhem
CHAOS on the sofa! 😱🤣 #HughBonneville, #MattDamon & #BillMurray prove that even GENTLEMEN can be absolute MENACES! Watch these three legends cause complete mayhem and turn our civilized chat show into pure PANDEMONIUM! 🎭✨ Who knew Hollywood royalty could be this naughty? Buckle up for the wildest ride!
Ricky Gervais STEALS The Show Once Again | Parkinson
One of the most hilarious guests of Parky once again steals the show. Watch Ricky Gervais talk about his sex appeal, losing and winning awards, writing the Extras and many more on this episode of Parkinson
The Word: Shhhhhh!
Daddy’s home! Stephen Colbert has appointed Stephen Colbert, former host of “The Colbert Report,” as ombudsman to ensure that the final season of “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert” remains free from liberal bias.
Rob Reiner Reveals Why Ozzy Osbourne, Steven Tyler and Axl Rose Initially Didn't Like Spinal Tap
Rob Reiner talks about why he was inspired to revive Spinal Tap after 40 years with the movie Spinal Tap II: The End Continues, Elton John's, Paul McCartney's and Garth Brooks' cameos in the film and why it was so difficult for him to become a director at the time.
"Do What You Want, You’re F***ing Keanu Reeves!" | The Jonathan Ross Show
Keanu Reeves shares stories with Jonathan Ross about his mum running away from Essex, his first car and his love of motorcycles!
Celebrity Brush With Robert Redford | David Letterman
It's not just Brush With Greatness, it's Brush With Greatness '87. (From "Late Night," air date: 1/5/87)
Steve Martin on Turning 80, Aging with Martin Short, Only Murders Season 5 & Playing Banjo
Steve talks about being here for the first time without Martin Short, turning eighty years old, how he feels about getting older, his new book Steve Martin Writes the Written Word, Florida banning his novella Shopgirl, shooting season 5 of Hulu’s “Only Murders in the Building,” and Jimmy and Steve’s inner thoughts come out in the middle ...Read more
Lenny Bruce on the Steve Allen Show April 5, 1959
Lenny Bruce on the Steve Allen Show April 5, 1959
12 Step Program Of Recovery For Web Addicts pt. 4
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10) I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is necessary or not.
11) I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my checkbook because I was too busy on the Web.
12) Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed sometime... and the Web will always be there ...Read more
Things to Say at a Job Interview pt. 3
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Allow that you would little impact on the overhead budget, because you swiped all the supplies from your other job.
Although parking was free, insist that they validate something or you're not leaving.
Mention your resume would have been stronger, but you didn't feel like making anything else up.
Ask the secretary ...Read more
New Drugs on the Market
St. Mom's Wort - Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to six hours.
Empty Nestrogen - Highly effective suppository that eliminates melancholy by enhancing the memory of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait til they moved out.
Peptobimbo - Liquid silicone for single ...Read more
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