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		<title><![CDATA[How to be Offensive at a Funeral pt. 1]]></title>
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Punch the body and tell people that he hit you first.

Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.

Ask someone to take a snapshot of you shaking hands with the deceased.

At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.

Walk around telling ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1373698</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/15/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[What Do I Look Like?]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[There was a young couple living in an old run down house. One day the man 
gets home from work and his wife says, "Honey, look at the walls. They 
haven't been painted as long as we have lived here. It's peeling and 
cracking; couldn't you please ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1187558</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/15/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[First Time Skydiver]]></title>
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A man goes skydiving for the first time. After listening to the instructor 
for what seems like days, he is ready to go. Excited, he jumps out of the 
airplane. After a bit, he pulls the ripcord.

Nothing happens.

He tries again. Still nothing.
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-55901</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/15/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Comrade Rudolph]]></title>
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A Russian couple were walking down the street in Moscow one night, when the 
man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining", he said to his wife.

"No, that felt more like snow to me", she replied.

"No, I'm sure it was just rain" he said.
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-55900</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/15/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[You Know It's Summer in Florida When...]]></title>
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- When your car is overheating before you drive it. 

- Your computer won't work unless it has it's own AC blowing on it. 

- Hot air balloons can't go up, because the air outside is hotter than
the heated air in the balloon

- Airplanes can't ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-7867</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/15/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Using the ATM]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[I rode home with a co-worker a few days ago and I asked her 
to wait for me while I used the ATM machine. She asked if 
I trusted "those people". 

"People WHO?" I asked. 

She said, "The ATM people! You know how the ATM operates 
by having a ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-932460</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/14/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Birthday Surprise]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[The man walked over to the perfume counter and told the clerk he'd like a bottle of Chanel No. 5 for his wife's birthday.

"A little surprise, eh?" smiled the clerk.

"You bet," answered the customer. "She's expecting a cruise."
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-224217</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/14/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[The Lexus]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore off the door on the driver's side. The
lawyer immediately grabbed his ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-224216</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/14/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Volvo Driver]]></title>
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An old guy in his Volvo is driving home from work when his wife rings him 
on his carphone.

"Honey", she says in a worried voice, "Be careful! There was a bit on the 
news just now, some lunatic is driving the wrong way down the freeway".

"It's...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-55907</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/14/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[A Hard Lesson]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[
A minister was giving the children's message during church. For this
part of the service, he would gather all the children around him and
give a brief lesson before dismissing them.

On this particular Sunday, he was using squirrels for an object...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-7802</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/14/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Rowan Atkinson becomes a Super Hero in 'Spider-Plant Man' | Comic Relief]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4274495</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/13/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Trump Hid in Catering Cart to Sneak Out of Turkey, Hosts Patriot Games & Do You Have Weed On You?]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4274494</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/13/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Capital Knowledge]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.  She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them."

A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?"

The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W."
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1186648</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/13/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Equating Lawyers]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[If you laid all of the lawyers in the world end-to-end around the equator, it would be a good idea to leave them there.
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1186591</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/13/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Dumb Mom]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Not all kids think their moms are smart. Did you hear about the five year old boy who was sent to his room by his mother for having a bit of a tantrum and calling her dumb?

After about fifteen minutes, the mother went to his room to see if he was...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-392857</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/13/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Perfect Girl]]></title>
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Manny was almost 29 years old. Most of his friends had already gotten 
married, and Manny just bounced from one relationship to the next.

Finally a friend asked him, "What's the matter, are you looking for the 
perfect woman? Are you THAT ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-55521</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/13/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Old Lawyer]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were 
thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. To his surprise, 
St. Peter left his desk at the gate and came down the long line to where 
the laywer was, and ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-55520</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/13/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Because I Am a Man pt. 4]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[... continued from above

Because I'm a man, you don't have to ask me if I liked the film. Chances are, if you're crying at the end of it, I didn't...and if you are feeling amorous afterwards...then I will certainly at least remember the name and ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1372425</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/12/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Barber and Kid]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to 
his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch 
while I prove it to you." 

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters 
in the other, then calls the boy over ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-931984</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/12/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Ponderings for Idle Moments]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[- Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

- Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

- How come abbreviated is such a long word?

- If it's zero degrees ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-931980</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/12/2026</pubDate>
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