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		<title><![CDATA[Trump vs. Bernie in the First Ever @midnight Presidential Debate]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[The smoke detector industry is covering up research showing more people are injured every year falling from ladders and stepstools while trying to replace smoke detector batteries than are injured in house fires.<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1318231</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>May/01/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Anthill Golfing]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Once there was a golfer whose drive landed on an anthill. Rather than move the ball, he decided to hit it where it lay. He gave a mighty swing. Clouds of dirt and sand and ants exploded from the spot. Everything but the golfball. It sat in the ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1137172</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>May/01/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Piranha]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[While my third-grade class was completing a writing exercise, one of the students asked me how to spell "piranha." I told him I was unsure. To my delight, he went to the dictionary to solve his problem. That's when I overheard another pupil say to...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-188523</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>May/01/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Behind Schedule]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[The program manager couldn't grasp the idea of gathering requirements at the start of a project. "At a project kickoff meeting, which he had neglected to actually invite the customer to, we had a lot of discussion around what the software we were ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-188522</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>May/01/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Traveling Tip]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Here's a little tip from me to you as an experienced
traveler. Wake-up calls are the worst way to wake up.
The phone rings, it's loud and you can't turn it down.

I leave the number of the room next to me.

It just rings very quietly and you hear ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-33944</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>May/01/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[A Prisoner Escaping]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4085854</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/30/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Goldie Hawn on Her Crazy Alien Experience, Missing Her Oscars Win & Sketch with Harlem Globetrotters]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4085853</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/30/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[The Kind of Story We Need Right Now: UK Wife-Carrying Race]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4085852</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/30/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Lily Collins Was Shocked When She Found Out Phil Collins’ Genesis Songs Were Real | WWHL]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4085851</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/30/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Emily Blunt Almost Got the Ick from John Krasinski; Talks The Devil Wears Prada 2 (Extended)]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4085850</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/30/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Matthew Rhys and Keri Russell's Relationship Was Exposed on The Americans Set by the NYPD]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4084934</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/30/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Reverse It Challenge with Anne Hathaway | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4084933</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/30/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Same Energy, Different Office 💅👀 | Throwback to Emily Blunt's Cameo in The Muppets ‪@DisneyUK‬]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4084932</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/30/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Kareem Rahma on SubwayTakes, the Dumbest Opinion He’s Heard & Riding Around with Cab Drivers]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4084931</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/30/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Taylor Swift Talks Travis Kelce's Proposal, Addresses Selena Gomez, Ed Sheeran & Super Bowl Rumors]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4084930</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/30/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Adam Savage Improves a Cat Exercise Wheel]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A lawyer had a jury trial in a very difficult business case. The client, who had attended the trial, was out of town when the jury came back with its decision, which was for the lawyer and his client.

The lawyer immediately sent a telegram to his...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1824280</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/30/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[100 Greatest One-Liners: After The Kill]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Why is six afraid of seven?

Because, already, seven ate nine (7, 8, 9)!<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-340631</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/30/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Dinosaur Plumbing]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Because I couldn't unplug the toilet with a plunger, I had to dismantle the entire fixture, no small feat for a non-plumber. Jammed inside the drain was a purple rubber dinosaur, which belonged to my five-year-old son. I painstakingly got all the ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-188154</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/30/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[For The Kids...]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Delighted by the gift she had received, the lady spoke warmly to the boy, "At church tomorrow, I'll thank your mother for this lovely pie."

"If you don't mind, ma'am," the boy suggested nervously, "would you thank her for two pies?"
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-188150</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/30/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Stop redundancy]]></title>
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The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided not to meet until they have their first meeting and thus will not be meeting until the first time.

Their Pre-meeting Statement wanted to make this ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-33858</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/30/2026</pubDate>
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