When Ben Affleck was a guest on Kimmel's "After The Oscars" special, he had the unfortunate duty of breaking the news that Jimmy's big scene was cut out of “Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice.” Luckily Ben brought the ...Read More

Mr. Jacobson decided to take a week off from the pressures of the office and went skiing. Alas, no sooner did he reach the slopes than he heard an ominous rumbling: moments later a sheet of snow came crashing toward him.

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What's the world weakest animal?
A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!

What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole!

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?
Lily!

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Three nurses died and went to Heaven. They were met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter, who questioned them.

"What did you used to do back on Earth?" he asked the first nurse. "Why do you think you should be allowed into ...Read More

Peabody-winning journalist Clarissa Ward joins Stephen remotely from Erbil, Iraq where she is covering America's war on Iran. Watch as she provides updates on what's happening on the ground across the region, and stick ...Read More