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		<title><![CDATA[The Catholic, the Baptist, and the Jew pt. 2]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[... continued from above


"I found a bear by the stream," says the Baptist, "and preached God's holy word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him!"

The other two murmur their agreement that he did a very good job.

They both look ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1403820</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/09/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Great Steaks]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A guy had told all of his friends about the great steak he'd eaten downtown the day before. A group of them decided to head down and see if it was really as large and delicious as he was making it out to be.

The group was seated in the back of ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-243523</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/09/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Potato Jokes]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Why did the potato cross the road? 
He saw a fork up ahead.

How do you describe an angry potato?
Boiling Mad.

Why didn't the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster?
Because he was a commontater.

Why wouldn't the reporter...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-243522</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/09/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[It was the stork... Honest]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[When my granddaughter, Abby was 9-years-old, she was given an assignment by her teacher to write a story on "Where my family came from." The purpose was to understand your genealogy.

I was not aware of her assignment when she asked me at the ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-243521</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/09/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Musings]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[- Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

- Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

- Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

- How do I set my laser printer on stun?

- How is it possible to have a ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-78004</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/09/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Animal Super Bowl]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[During the Super Bowl, there was another football game of note between the big animals and the little animals. The big animals were crushing little animals and at half-time, the coach made a passionate speech to rally the little animals.

At the ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-962127</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/08/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[How to Make a Puppy Pie]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Take one puppy, roll and play until lightly pampered,
then add the following ingredients.

1 cup patience
1 cup understanding
1 pinch correction
1 cup hard work
2 cups praise and 1 1/2 cups fun

Blend well.

Heat with warmth of your heart until ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-422224</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/08/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[A Kitten's Prayer]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Now I lay me down to sleep, 
The king-size bed is soft and deep..
I sleep right in the center groove
My human cannot hardly move!

I've trapped her legs, she's tucked in tight
And here is where I pass the night
No one disturbs me or dares intrude
...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-422221</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/08/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Kids Physics]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Answers to questions provided by kids

* Q: What is one horsepower? A: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in one second.

* You can listen to thunder after lightening and tell how close you came to getting hit...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-422217</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/08/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[New Chemical Element Discovered]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[The element, tentatively, named Administratium, has no protons or electrons and thus has an atomic number of 0. However, it does have one neutron, 125 assistant neutrons, 75 vice neutrons and 111 assistant vice neutrons, which gives it an atomic ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-77613</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/08/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Ways To Stay Stressed Part II]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Are you worried now about how to stay stressed?
You'll have no trouble if you practice the following
clinically proven methods:

NEVER EXERCISE. Exercise wastes a lot of time
that could be spent worrying.

EAT ANYTHING YOU WANT. Hey, if cigarette
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1213942</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/07/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[The Less You Know, The More You Make]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA["Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives and Sales People."

This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:

1. Knowledge is Power. 
2...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-421600</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/07/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Barnyard Literacy]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[So this chicken walks into the library, and she walks up to the librarian and she says: "Book."

The librarian says: "You want a book?"

"Book."

"Any book?"

"Book."

So the librarian gives the chicken a novel and off she goes. An hour later the ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-77618</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/07/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Old Computer Terms, Part 2]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[
FLOPPY: The condition of a constant computer user's
stomach due to lack of exercise and a steady diet of junk
food (see Chips").

HARDWARE: Tools, such as lawn mowers, rakes and other
heavy equipment you haven't laid a finger on since getting
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-14095</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/07/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Old Computer Terms, Part 1]]></title>
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BIT: A word used to describe computers, as in "Our
son's computer cost quite a bit."

BOOT: What your friends give you because you spend
too much time bragging about your computer skills.

BUG: What your eyes do after you stare at the big mean
...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-14094</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/07/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Baby, I Can Ride My Bike]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[

"OK, now remember to watch for cars at intersections," instructed my
husband. "Also be careful when you ride past a parked car because a door
may suddenly open. And also be on the lookout for potholes."

I leaned over my bicycle and glared at ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/tracybeckerman/s-4312520</link>
 
    <pubDate>Oct/06/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Brooklyn Lawyer]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A Brooklyn lawyer named Ernie successfully defends a major crime lord from charges of dealing drugs, racketeering, murder, kidnapping, and selling arms. As he is leaving the courtroom, an indignant old woman grabs him by the arm and says, "Young ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1213500</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/06/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[do not use]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Mitt Romney is doing what he can. He’s trying very hard. He wants to unite America, the rich with the wealthy, the poor with the indigent, and the white with the Caucasian.

David Letterman
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1213099</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/06/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Bad Signs]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. Then she noticed a young man smiling at her, and she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused. She moved again and then on her...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-76524</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/06/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[What is Kitty?]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a new litter of kittens.

On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother, "There were two boy kittens and two girl kittens."

"How did you know that?" his mother asked.

"Daddy picked them up ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-76523</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/06/2026</pubDate>
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